Who could have thought that something called a “digital currency” that first appeared in 2009 and was widely available for 1 cent (and no one cared!) eight years later would be going for $20,000 a pop? It’s the wildest financial craze of our time. Wait, scratch that — it’s the wildest financial craze ever, because Bitcoin is up not 100%, not 1,000%, not even 10,000%. Since inception, Bitcoin is up 32,000,000%. Yes, thirty-two MILLION percent.